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• Renaissance Man: The piano teacher
Condé Nast Traveler stuntman Mark Schatzker is on a mad quest to make himself into a modern-day Da Vinci during a month's stay in Europe. So far Mark has "mastered" golf in Scotland , "excelled" at gardening in England , and "ruled" the kitchens of ...
• Transform your outside space into an oasis
With summer right around the corner now is the perfect time to get out of your home. TODAY contributor and do- it-yourself expert Lou Manfredini offers various ways to upgrade your outdoor space so you enjoy activities like barbecuing and gardening ...
• Want a man to propose? Be a bitch
... labor-intensive, blue-collar-job application: “Can you serve a cold beer in trashy lingerie? Do you leave razor-sharp creases in his shirts like employee-of-the-month at the Jolly Roger motel? Do you wear cellophane for him? Are you gardening in ...
• Pest control business turns greener
Natural pest controls are the fastest-growing part of our business," said Eric Vinje, owner of Planet Natural, an online and catalog-based organic gardening supply business based in Montana. "A lot of the ingredients in these products are everyday ...
• How to pet-proof your garden
Basic good gardening practices reduce your need for possibly harmful chemicals: Weed early before weeds spread and seed themselves. Build up your soil and you'll have less need for fertilizers. And, "Compost!" says Mizejewski. "You can make your own ...

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• Home: Gardening  (4,304)

» Dr. Daisy Greenthumb - Humorous advice on gardening.
» Flickr: Garden Gnomes - Anything goes with those who photograph gnomes.
» Free The Gnomes - A satirical protest of the treatment of garden gnomes, a popular outdoor decorative accessory.
» Garden Humor - Includes satirical gardening headlines, jokes, and pest identifier. By author David Hobson.
» Gnomeland - Featuring a picture gallery, gnome news and the history of this popular garden ornament.
» Gnomes Without Homes - Helps garden gnomes from around the world find their homes, post messages, and generally do whatever they want. Abducted and missing gnomes.
» Humor for Gardeners - A collection of gardening related jokes, puns, riddles, and one-liners.
» The Legend of the Gnome - Narrative story about a lawn gnome that was brought across the U.S. and returned to its owners.
» Shady Deals Nursery - Parody of online nursery catalogs with fictional plants and humorous gardening books.


» Collector's project is gnome flight of fancy - A collector of gnomes creates a museum in Auburn, California. (February 12, 2006)